Jaywalking!?!?!?!

jaywalking is not in my dictionary... it doesn't exist in the Philippines for all i know even though my superego knows that there's a law regarding jaywalking... hehehe

well it exist in alabang for your information.... let me tell you a stupid story about jaywalking...

july 10, 2006........ @ quarter to twelve noon

I was sleeping like this... 'supersleep dba'

then my CP rang cause i've got a message...
just a number displayed in my celfone saying oi! punta k b, d2 n kmi atc.
what? who's this? even though i have a hint that its anna i asked her who she was? then she told that she got a new number and that ekai, yyen, zherdy are already with her in atc....

OMG i thought that monday lunch with anna was cancelled because yyen might not make it in manila that day.. i texted melai the day before: ei! 2loy b 2m? she replied no, ireresked daw.. ok that was fine and yet 'natuloy'...

so back to the text anna asked me if i can make it.. then i said yes and i immediately jump off my bed, took a shower, fixed myself and i go directly to atc.... but not Directly... hahaha...

i don't know how to get to atc, i texted them that there's a bus in slex that stops at alabang and we decided that i'll text them when i arrive there... then i took the bus and down the alabang palengke (if that's really the place...) i texted them to asked where would i go or what jeep will i ride... but you know i'm impatient so i walk where my feet would bring me waiting for their text!!!

@ one pm

i go to alabang terminal cause i know there would definitely have a jeep going to atc... then melai called that i should ride a zapote jeep... then i found one zapote jeep but it's still waiting for 'pasaheros' so i decided to go back to palengke cause iv'e seen zapote jeeps there... i run because i am super late for a lunch right!!??

as i was about to cross the street i saw that the traffic officer was about to let the cars pass and i would be late for crossing that pedestrian lane... so what i did was to cross the street making a slant line and at the end of that slant line was a girl in a uniform standing there , waiting there and said what did you just do?? and i make up stories that i'm in a hurry cause i need to get in asian hospital and asking directions where i should go but then my AWA EFFECT was not effective and told me that i need to read the law regarding jaywalking and its punishment... wahhhhhhhhh!!!!

then she accompanied me in their police station and another woman was sitting there (as if she knows that im another stupid jerk that jaywalked) she passed me to her and accompanied me upstairs where the little law regarding jaywalking was hidden.(hehehe as if it is in a cave) then i saw a stack of chairs where a dirty folder with a short bond paper pasted in it... ow!! it's the law that they are saying... then i just scan over it and i saw
FIRST PENALTY: 100 pesos or one (1) day na pagkakakulong.... SHIT!!!!! wala na ako money!!!!
the woman said you need to clean at the front of the police station.. then i asked if i can do that fast but she said i must do it in hours so i immediately get my wallet scan over it and i only saw a whooping 170 pesos wow... i took the 100 peso bill and gave it to another lady who is issuing a receipt... (wow sosyal, my receipt p db??!!!)

@ quarter to two pm
i texted melai that i was caught jaywalking and that i don't have money.... and she texted me tutubusin k b nmin dyan?... hahaha i laugh out loud there that i made a stupid thing in my life JAYWALKING

.......whew that was a tragic story at alabang......

at the end i arrived at north park @ two pm to have lunch.. yes lunch at two pm... as i enter i saw yyen, ekai, melai, zherdy and anna waving at me with their ''look at the stupid who jaywalked'' face.. hehehe

THE END......